read these links.
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/drivingexam.html
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/excuses.html
http://funnyexamanswers.com/
http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study
i like the scrbd hanging man answer.
i laughed like.
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